Rectangular Shirt

$35.00

Do your friends know you are rectangular? Behold: the T-shirt that finally teaches your fingers what they were born to do—form a perfect rectangle. No more wild, unruly hand gestures. No more vague pointing. Just pure, structured, right-angled precision. This design lets the world know that you don’t mess around with circles or weak, undefined shapes—you’re rectangular and proud. Whether you’re framing the world, striking a pose, or just confusing onlookers in the best way possible, this tee is your new geometric power move. Stay sharp. Stay rectangular.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.