Rectangular Hoodie

$85.00

Do your finds know the universal sign for acceptance? They will now. Wrap yourself in the warm embrace of perfect geometry with the I Am Rectangular hoodie. Featuring hands in the ultimate ‘rectangle formation,’ this hoodie is a wearable declaration that you’ve transcended basic shapes. Circles? Too unpredictable. Triangles? Too edgy. But rectangles? STRUCTURE. BALANCE. POWER. Whether you’re staying cozy, making hand signals at confused strangers, or just reminding the world that rectangles are the superior form, this hoodie has your back—literally. Stay warm. Stay structured. Stay rectangular.

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  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
  • Fabric weight: 9.4 oz./yd.² (319 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Kangaroo pocket in front
  • Sleeve cuff ribbing
  • Tear-away tag


Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.